Essays de Skyler

Essay by: Joe Crop and Amy Kao Why Skyler Weaver is: Attractive Witty Enthusiastic Sexy Outstanding Mind-blowing Extraordinary. Skyler is the best birthday planner in the world. Skyler is the best laundry partner. Skyler is the best person to stay up with until four o'clock in the morning composing Zelda for marching band. Skyler is the best drum major and isn't a Mr. Dumpy Pants. Skyler is the best at calculus. Skyler is the best companion at the Bloss Duty Desk. Skyler is the best runner ever. Skyler is the smartest person that we know. Skyler makes the fettuccine alfredo ever. Skyler does the best Kermit the Frog impression ever. Skyler is an awesome guitar player. Skyler is the best person to have come visit you in Halsell on Christmas Day and bring Christmas Dinner. Skyler is the best alternative alternative boyfriend ever. Skyler is the best composer and actor. Skyler is the best piano player. Skyler is the best Mario Piano player ever, even better than the asian guy in the video. Skyler is so awesome that Joe and Amy are mooching wireless outside of Weatherford Hall at nine o'clock at night. Freezing their butts off and getting weird looks from the RA's. But it's all worth it, for the awesomest guy in the world. SKYLER WEAVER 2008